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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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