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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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