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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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