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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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