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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛
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