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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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