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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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