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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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