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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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