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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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