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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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