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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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