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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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