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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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