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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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