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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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