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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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