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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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