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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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