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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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