Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.