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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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