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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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