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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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