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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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