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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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