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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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