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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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