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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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