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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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