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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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