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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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