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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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