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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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