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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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