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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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