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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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