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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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