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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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