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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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