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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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