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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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