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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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