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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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