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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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