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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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