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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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