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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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