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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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