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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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