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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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