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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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