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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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